prostitourettes:

no kissing emoticon before marriage

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slightlywarmtopic:

Calm ur tit
Just one tit
Leave the other one crazy and out of control
That ur party tit

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swarnpert:

taping mistletoe to my butt so you can all kiss my ass

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outrights:

if you like water you already like 60% of me

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